All 12 movie Reviews


Final Fantasy A+ Final Fantasy A+

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very good.

Some of the best flash I've seen on the site. Amazing.



Great Weed Drought of '03 Great Weed Drought of '03

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Good, but not great.

I guess I somewhat liked it. Chuckle-worthy, but not much more. Animation is above average, but nothiing to get all excited about. Voice overs are bearable. Not bad.



Monty Python's Penis Song Monty Python's Penis Song

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Great song, mediocre flash.

I mean, the song is brilliant. But just putting some rando images t it doesn't show any Flash ability or even effort into making the "movie" any good. I'm giving a four for the efort though.


JesusSushiBar responds:

Sorry you missed the joke.
Penis-A diagram of the male organ
Dong-Hostess Ding Dongs
Stiffy-Wood
Dick-"Tricky Dick" Nixon
Tadger-Missing Link
Worlds biggest prick-Pauly Shore
Willy-Willy Nelson
John Thomas-A brit named the same
Pork-Pig
Wife's best friend- Dimonds
Possy-Possum
Cock-Rooster
Ribbon-Ribbon
Sock-Sock
Joke behind pull it out in public: Pee Wee Herman got arrested for the same, and that's his mugshot.


Gravlin Ep.1 Gravlin Ep.1

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Bad.

I liked how it looked, most of the time... Apart from that, it blew. Hard. No story, not even interesting enough to grant a sequel. Get a dayjob.



Killing Spree V Killing Spree V

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Argh! I'm SO Disappointed!

Holy shit. That sucked. I was so exited to see this, and then it made my life pointless (well, no, not really. Sound is unsynchronised (that makes me want to dismember a cat), the story sucks, but that fucking unsynchronised sound! The graphics were good, though pretty laggy. The only mildly redeeming thing related to this mive is the intro. Being a pure-bred Canadian, I adore hockey. I can't blame Master_Samus, it's a big file, and the sound thing is just a mistake. I still can't wait until episode VI! I love Swedish matresses!



Killing Spree V - Preview Killing Spree V - Preview

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Kick Ass Preview Of An Awful, Awful Movie.

Best. Teaser. Ever. Well, for the worst KS episode. Great graphics, sound, as always.



Killing Spree IV - Part 2 Killing Spree IV - Part 2

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

This is where it starts to degrade...

Episodes I-IV pt. 1 were the best NG animations ever, then along came episode IV pt. 2, which isn't THAT bad, but I gave it a bad review because I know what's coming next. The biggest disappointment of NG. Episode V. But I still love Killing Spree.



Killing Spree IV - Part 1 Killing Spree IV - Part 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best. Graphics. Ever.

Ah. Killing Spree IV pt. 1. Fucking sweet. That's all I can say to describe that. Best graphics I've seen (well exept for that abomination Killing Spree V) and all that Master_Samus goodness we crave.



Killing Spree III Killing Spree III

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm Glad He Didn't Keep His Promise

At the end of episode two, Master_Samus said it would end with this one. But am I glad it didn't. As with all the previous episodes, graphics, sound, everything is perfect. I love you Master_Samus. I really do. But I'm staright. Really.



Killing Spree II Killing Spree II

Rated 5 / 5 stars

How Could Episode I Get Better? Here It Is.

Ah. Killing Spree. This series kicks ass. I can't even describe how much ass this series kicks. Superb animation, great sound, great storyline, what more could I ask? Oh, yeah more episodes.