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Recent Movie Reviews

12 Movie Reviews

Very good.

Some of the best flash I've seen on the site. Amazing.

Good, but not great.

I guess I somewhat liked it. Chuckle-worthy, but not much more. Animation is above average, but nothiing to get all excited about. Voice overs are bearable. Not bad.

Great song, mediocre flash.

I mean, the song is brilliant. But just putting some rando images t it doesn't show any Flash ability or even effort into making the "movie" any good. I'm giving a four for the efort though.

JesusSushiBar responds:

Sorry you missed the joke.
Penis-A diagram of the male organ
Dong-Hostess Ding Dongs
Stiffy-Wood
Dick-"Tricky Dick" Nixon
Tadger-Missing Link
Worlds biggest prick-Pauly Shore
Willy-Willy Nelson
John Thomas-A brit named the same
Pork-Pig
Wife's best friend- Dimonds
Possy-Possum
Cock-Rooster
Ribbon-Ribbon
Sock-Sock
Joke behind pull it out in public: Pee Wee Herman got arrested for the same, and that's his mugshot.

Recent Game Reviews

5 Game Reviews

I... I...

I just can't review this. I just can't. Hurt my eyes. My ears were pleasntly soothed, but every time I opened my eyes to see if the horror was gone, it was still there. Start a punk band and get laid. Stop making flash. Don't go to junior college. Eat lots of yellow vegetables.

MobilizeTerror responds:

I've already got the punk band part covered. I'm a drummer! ;)

Awful.

Don't quit your dayjob. Or get one.

So fucking addictive...

I'd have to say the hours spent on this game were worth it. Sure, it get repetitive, but for some reason, I had an urge to get that final review crew pick. The objectives (for the most part) are very easy, but take a shitload of time to get. LOTS of clicking, but it's worth it. My favourite sim on this site (though that's not saying much, since most sims on NG are creepy Hentai Cock Date Date Rape III: Oblivion Saga type submissions), maybe even my favourite submisisonin general.

Age 34, Male

HAHAHA! "Musician"

School?

San Diego, CA

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